Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Landlord From HELL!!!!

At the ripe old age of 17 I decided to go out and look for a room to rent since I was tired of living with my friends Aunt. Don't get me wrong, I loved the lady and she was nothing but a sweetheart but the room I had was just too damn tiny! It was the size of a freakin closet.... So in my effort to find a new place I went online to a beautiful little website called roommates.com.......

As I scanned through numerous pages I finally came to one that caught my eye....It happened to be in Pacific Palisades, on top of a hill with a breathtaking view of the ocean, master bedroom, only one girl (Pam) living in the house, and the landlord of course. How could I pass that up? So I gave them a call....
I put on my best "I'm a cool chick that's casual and laid back" outfit and went on my merry little way. Now here is where it get's strange, Pam phoned me and says "wait for me at the gas station down the road". Now my old friend Raul who was kind enough to give me a ride is completely upset by this new bit of information. 
I jumped outta the car and made my way to Pams car. We got to the house and man was it amazing! Two stories high, lovely yard, quite neighborhood, and pleasant neighbors. What more could I ask for right? Well that all fuckin changed the minute I stepped foot into that house. I opened the front door and my jaw hit the fuckin FLOOR!!!! To my surprise this pervert was pleasuring himself, right there in the damn living room!!!

With that note, he fuckin JIZZED all over his leg!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY???!!!!

I turned around and walked outta that house! The girl Pam offered me a ride back but after what just happened. FUCK THAT! I was already traumatized! No need to put me through anything else.

I called up Raul and said "GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!"

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